Oh...My...God!!!!

Because I have to tell someone and I'm not letting family/friends know just yet, I gotta say it here...

I'M PREGNANT!!!!

So two weeks ago when I was in NY I went for a walk early one morning. On my way back to the hotel I decided to stop by starbucks. For the past few weeks coffee had smelt sooooooo good, but tasted like tar to me. I just figured my tastebuds were changing. However, I knew I couldn't go wrong with a caramel macchiato, so I got a small and kept it moving. I was enjoying it, half way done with it when suddenly, my mouth got that warm, moist taste. I thought to myself "welp, my monthly is on it's way" because I always get nauseous during that time, except...bllleehhh...I never, EVER actually throw up. Welp, that day I did. Threw all of it back up into that cup, twice! Ugh.

Came back home and had heart burn, constantly, everyday, but paid no attention to it. Memorial Day night I was telling J my stomach hurt. I started rubbing and poking it then screamed "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS??? AM I DYING???" I was dead serious. My stomach was hard! He came and felt it and said even though he felt it he was sure I was fine. Hmph, whatev. Sounds like a tumor to me.

Tuesday morning I'm walking to work from the metro but I'm so tired and out of breath. Normally I power up the hill. Tuesday I had to stop and catch my breath, then continue. I get to work and the heartburn is just crazy! I talk to my mom who had been having hallucinations and she says that she hallucinated that she saw me in this dress and I was about 6 months pregnant. She was crying because I was 6 months pregnant and didn't tell her. I had written her out of my life. I was like uhh, yeah, come back down to earth.
I tell the bff "hey, I think I'm pregnant". She says "I think you are too". Umm, I'm sorry, wha??? She says the last time she saw me I seemed really different. So I decide that's it, I need to take a test. I was perfectly happy with waiting to see if my period would show up in June, but eh, why not. My co-worker Adrienne and I walk and get one from the neighborhood pharmacy. I get back to the office and head straight to the bathroom. I lie to you not when I say not even 10 seconds after peeing on that stick it said positive. I was like uhhh, what happened to the 120 seconds it's suppose to take. It was then that I decided it was broken, but I also started giggling. When I told Adrienne I thought I was pregnant she asked me how I felt about that. I told her I would probably start giggling lol. I have no clue why, but I just knew it would bubble up out of me. Anyway, I headed to planned parenthood. After 2.5 hours they say "yes. you're pregnant. What would you like to do?" Bwahahaha.

I couldn't stop giggling. I went to the store, bought J a card that was all sweet, then wrote at the bottom "we're pregnant". I hop on the metro after eating my last burger for the next 9 months at burger king, and head off to meet him. I tell him to meet me at the metro for our daily walk. While walking I hand him the card. He reads it all smiling then stops looking like a dear in headlights and says "stop playin! For real???" Bwahahaha. He had to sit down. He called his best friend to tell him he's gonna be a godfather.

I'm telling my mom today. She didn't want any grandchildren yet. Oh well, God had another plan. I get a sonogram tomorrow to find out how far along I am :~)


~LAJ

2 comments:

Tia B. said...

that is the cutest story ever!!!! Im crying but you know how happy I am for you!

Anonymous said...

So this is how it all went down! Awwww. What's funny... I can't help but wonder why the first time it's like.. ok you hear others tell their stories and pretty much know basic symtoms but when it comes to yourself you second guess. You can't help but laugh and go "Duh!"

This is so precious.